Evolusi Budak Hitam-Sebab dan Punca

4 hb december 2008. Kedai Makan Ustaz. 0900

Kami bertiga(aku,paly and mujie) pi makan la kat tempat biase kami breakfast neh. Makan punye makan..datanglah aura gelap dari jauh,semakin hampir semakin gelap..malap..kelam dan yang sekutu dengannya.

Owh!!Abang Din, Sally and Kole rope-ropenye.Cet!!Kuat btol aura hitam koRang. Huhu. Kecoh kejap meja makan tersebut.

After that, Abang Din dengan selambe mengoder 2 biji telur rebus; bajet tambah tenage. Tapi mat neh aku rase tenage harimau dah. Lagi mau tambah ka??Aiyak!

Pelayan kedai tue pon bertanye..

"Abang...tak nak makan nasik lemak kerang??"

Hui..menggoda nampak..Ape lagi..Mat Itam nie pon dengan selambe menjawab,

"Abang nak nasi lemak kerang gak..tapi nak kerang besar lah".

Alahai...cipet nye bang din..bley die wat lawak lucah!!Pelayan tue dengan tanpa segan silu mejawab

"Nak kerang besar kat umah lah"

Huhu..bley tahan melayan akak neh!!Smue orang bantai gelak kecuali Sally; sebab die tak paham. Blur gile!!ahahaha

Maka, tibalah telur secret abg din. Die pon bukak citer;

"Aku rase aku makin puteh lah, so aku rase aku patut menambah skit kuantiti kicap untuk menyedapkan telo neh. Baru Hitam kembali", Smue orang tengok mat neh sambil menggelengkan kepale.

"Bile mase la ko puteh din";kate mereka semua.

Pastue die bukak citer macam mane die boleh Hitam. Mase kecik, bang din neh puteh; die cakap la. Pastue waktu dulu mane-mane anak laki yang top kat kampung akan dilamar orang. Jadik bapak die tak nak anak die dilamar oleh orang dengan cepat. Jadik, die pon melumurkan minyak bijan ke seluruh tubuh abg din dan menyuruh die berjemur tengah panas.

Alasannye, nak suruh anak die itam and taderk orang masuk melamar. Hahaah..macam ci kan idea sengal die?? Pastue..die story plak pasal kasta orang itam neh..

Orang Hitam dikategorikan dalam 7 kumpulan. SOgro,DUOgro,TIGOgro,PAkgro,LIMOgro,NEgro,TUJUHgro.
Sengal tak?sumpah sengal gile punye idea..huhuhu..die kategori TIGOgro..sebab kurang itam.
Hahaha....
Negro?Negro memang itam..haahah...cipet!!

Well...That's all Folks!!

SATRIA NEO

Aku baru beli kete baru.

Satria Neo 1.6 A M-Line

Liquid Orange

Price=RM 51500.00

Down Payment= RM6500.00

Monthly Payment= RM 571.00

Sedap gak Neo neh...but as korang pon taw..typical proton kan...what's worse than vibration??shit kan...so unacceptable with the price. If kat japan neh; you can get more that Neo with 51.5k car. No shit!!

Well!!it's not something that i want to story; it's ABOUT how the old satria evolved to satria neo.

The first edition Proton launched the iconic two-door hatchback, the Proton Satria back in December 1994. The Proton Satria was based on the Mitsubishi Colt and came in 1.3 liter and 1.6 liter variants.

Two years later, it received it’s first minor facelift, with the number plate relocated to the hatch instead of on the bumper. Four years after it’s introduction, the sporty Satria GTI variant was released, featuring a sporty bodykit, Lotus tuned ride and handling as well as a powerful 1.8 liter twin-cam engine making 140 horsepower.

In 2003, Proton introduced the Satria Special Edition which featured a new bodykit and a minor interior facelift. Pastue in 2004, the R3-tuned limited edition Satria R3 was launched. The Satria is one of Proton’s more successful models, achieving near-cult status in hatchback-loving countries like the UK. Bangge la sket...kan??huhu!!

The Proton Satria Neo is an all new platform developed from scratch. It is not based on the Waja/Gen2 chassis or the old Satria chassis. However for the sake of better economies of scale, it does share some components with the Proton Gen2. The new Proton Satria Neo’s exterior design projects a stout and intimidating image. Projector headlamps are of the Proton tiger eyes design first seen on the Proton Gen2. The headlamps are a 4-headlamp projector system which uses H1 bulbs. And with less drag coefficient, this will improve performance and fuel consumption for Neo.

Talking about engine; and yes..it is a campro 1.6L (which is better than MYVI that exist in 1.3L engine) can drives you forward. But, I think if the Neo built with light weight materials surely the 1.6L can gives the best moment for a drag session. Since the Neo has been built so; I guess by changing the Wheels from 16" to 15" or 14" will gives Neo more speed from the original design. However, some said the changes may cause your Neo to "fly" when you reaching 180km/h!! Huhu...

Based on many experts and Engineers from Proton itself, the high performance of CAMPRO can only be seen in the first five years; or may be less. Underperformance will cause you less power when trying to overtake and increase speed. Suggestion is; go to Proton Service Center; asked for reprogram the ECU. If still not working, sell lah!!LOL,

The interior looks better than old satria for me as the seat is more stylo and the back seat is quite big. The dashboard looks OK; everything OK lah!! The Audio somehow like the old proton series, sound pecah itu sudah confirm lah!! And Neo, it's hard to reach/getting a radio frequency.People suggest to change the audio and cd receiver to something better like DCX-100 with RS series or else.

Well, there's a lot more to write about this NEO however, lazy to type lah!!Anyone wants another story about neo; add my YM.

amiagdperson@yahoo.com

I AM SUCKS

i AM sucks.

i have NO money to travel

i DON'T date anybody

i NEVER be attractive

in fact, i always LOST

LOST in transition

LOST my mind

LOST my hope

LOST the happy

I'm searching for you; LIFE.

Please. Come back. I am waiting.

One Buck Short

Korang penah dengar kan lagu diorang??before this new single- khayalan masa; dulu diorang ader gak wat lagu2 len mcm "kelibat korupsi","that day" yang kate orang...masuk gak la pate otak neh!!
Well..here's my review on khayalan masa and One Buck Short!!

Band Members:
Rahul - Guitarist rahul@onebuckshort.com
Izal - Bassist izal@onebuckshort.com
Imran - Drummer imran@onebuckshort.com
Mooky - Vocalist mooky@onebuckshort.com


Si apiz(dulu men base..da taderk) and rahul neh diorang satu skola dlu. Slaloo men kat gig2 skola....and mooky nie tak silap aku budak samad kot(SMKSAS, PJ) sebab adek die yang pempuan tue skolah situ gak...and aku penah tgk mat ni nyanyi lagu Say Ooo...La La...Say Ooo..Come on Come on!!May be mat nie dari hip hop..then trus meloncat ke urban rock yang kewl. Si Izal aku tak sure lah mane die datang. Tak dengo plak citer pasal die..membe baru neh!!

Diorang banyak la perform merate2 tempat...cume kat kuantan je tak pegi kot..ehehe..lagi 2 tempat..Kelantan and Terengganu.hehehe..OIt!!!datang la kuantan...meh meh!!(macam boleh je..aritue kami da gig" pon tak dapat)


Well..khayalan masa ini bagi aku ape yang diorang cube interpretkan adalah keadaan macam ko baru in love with someone and hoping for that someone will stay with you.
Confirmnye..when someone like that, korang was like khayal..senyum sorang2 terhengat kan minah tue...dll. Sounds jiwang..tapi realitynye..U guys done that!!don't deny!!ehehe...
aku quotekan kat sini eh sebab ape aku review lagu nie as fallin in love song!!

"Menanti-nanti selama ini menunjukkan cinta"

"Menanti-nanti selama ini menunjukkan cinta, Biar rasa ini bertahan untuk selama kita"

Kat situ dah terang2 cakap...yang actually this song is about u getting in love at the first stage!!huhu...bley tahan "jiwa" gak lagu neh..tapi kewl lah..ehehe..at least tak mcm lagu anuar zain lah...keh keh keh...

Additional; ader meaning yang kewl dlm lagu neh. Ayat yang menarik for a feeling expression.
As per quote"Ku rasa bagaikan malam ini terang"
It's an expression of how beautiful the falling in love is. Hahaha...Jiwang siot ayat neh!!

Tapi pape pon...layan korang!!layan!!Coz it's nice!!And...Support Malaysia Artist!!

Link to download :- khayalan masa

KONVOKASIKU

23 August 2008, 3rd UMP Convocation Day

Historical day for all of me?Yes it is...what else can I say..I finished!!Finished dealing with assignment that needs to be copied..finish undertaking courses that "hell-no I'm not interested at all". Also, stop thinking about project that totally had a chance to stop you from finishing the degree courses in the 4-year program. Bla bla bla..a lot to talk..but lazy to type.

Well...Early morning..woke up and get prepared with handsome suit(WHICH HOWEVER CAN'T FIT ME WELL DUE TO EXTRA BAGGAGE ACCUMULATE IN SOME PARTICULARS AREA OF THE BODY). Pali comes in hand exchanging the blazer and I really look like shit that day. With stupid safety spectacle assisting my eyes to see the beauty of UMP convocation, a long hair which so messy and people will straightly think I don't get any job yet and tight sweating shirt inside which makes me not confortable at all!!

Meeting with friends; in this terms are:- 1.friends which u will not seeing for a long time or 2.friends which u will not makes friends with them anymore sooner or 3.friends that so close to you and missing them so much is the most nostalgic moment during this convocation. It is also remembrance to see all "gaduasi" with families together. put up a smile on their face..walking together..Its nice.

As for me..I'm happy to see all friends. Eventhough inside I dunno; may be they call me a jerk or a lousy fat-ass or something else..I don't give a damn..Instead..I'm happy to see them. Although, My Family will not make it during my convocation, I deeply understand they have other commitment to do and happy for me as now I already graduated from the University. Not too mention, some guys turned up for me and I think that would be enough.

Chatting arena becomes a chirping bird's tree. It's loud, noisy but somehow its wonderful and full of happiness. The smile..the laugh..it's life.It's beauty.

After graduation, some of them are such in hurry to go back home and some others stay..waiting for evening session or continued chatting with friends. I've seen these mesmerize scene; LIVE. I've been in this beauty;LIVE. I enjoy every second of the smile..laugh and talk;LIVE.

Afterall, I know this may be the last dot for cerain of them not seeing me anymore. Perhaps or eventually meeting is something that I hope since now on as eveyone were busy with their life.
Yeah..lastly I relly proud to see all my friends made it and successfully become engineers of their own life.

Terima Kasih UNIVERSITI MALAYSIA PAHANG.

KenaPe PikIR BAguS dan DemANding?

Manusia selalu tak puas. Ape yang ade kat depan mata diorang;mesti something akan dicomplain punyer.
Aku cakap nie sebab aku refer kat diri aku. Kengkadang aku confuse aku nie tak puas ati sebab self-esteem aku yang tinggi untuk memajukan diri aku dalam satu anjakan paradigma ataupun sebenarnya..macam kate orang; "TAK RETI NAK BERSYUKUR"?
Fikir punye fikir, terase la diri ini macam gelabah...

GELABAHKAH AKU?

Life?KoRAng ADer LIFE?

Kehidupan..life...ape lagi perbendaharaan kata yang menceritakan satu-satu perilaku dan tindak tanduk sesorang seharian?Ape yang dimaksudkan dengan "life" tue?

Adelah adegan kutuk mengutuk sorang "mat" nie haritue....pasal LIFE nie lah!!life yang sekadar gi keje balek keje...then duduk umah..tido memanjang...makan..itu life ke?Klo nak ikutkan...mende yang semua manusia buat..dah bukan kire life..itu kire macam common things done by human..ahahah..."done" ke eh?whatever...

Tertanyelah aku..aku ader life tak?aku terpikir gak sejenak..chewah..sejenak..kah kah..life itu macam ka?Life yang sekadar mengfokuskan diri terhadap keje...tak abes-abes keje?passion ke?bukan kan...terlintas la plak..klo ader yang jenis dating memanjang..tiap2 hari ke...tiap2 hujung minggu ke...itu kire life jgk ke?life as a couple?
Back to basic la..aku lihat...smue life yang aku citer nie...mcm menjadi kebiasaan..bukan kehidupan...things that you need to do for life...not things that you need to crave from life...

Kalo macam aku..let me summarized my life lah!!
MONDAY-FRIDAY - work or relax
SATURAY-SUNDAY - relax or work

Itu je ke?itu je life aku?hurpmh...biar aku brief sket relax aku...
1.AKU GI KUANTAN JALAN-JALAN
asek2 kuantan...nape la tak genting ke...pulau sipadan ke...

2.MAIN SNUKER
mende yang dibangunkan semula selepas berapa abad tak menyentuh ranting kayu itu

3.FUTSAL
dah jarang da skrg..budak umah pon asek kering duet nak sara perut...

4.CARI ARNAB
dari bulan 7 lagi..aku mencari si arnab di kedai-kedai berhampiran...adoilah..

5.USHA KETE
macam-macam dalam otak aku...merc,honda,toyota,suzuki,..tapi at last...nie yang aku compem nak beli!!

1.Honda Jazz 1.5 IDSI,2005
2.Toyota Vios J
3.Suzuki Swift 1.5 A

Antara 3 nie..aku compem angkat!!compem!!!pegi mampus la kete laen...tapi, mende nie aku akan buat selepas aku kutip duet 12K. So,skrg nie...sape nak kutuk aku..kutuk lah..pedulik ape...aku mencari kepuasan aku..so...SADAP U!!!ahahha...

6.CARI AWEK
Aku tak lonely,tapi aku nak carik pempuan yang aku bley dating kengkadang...2 bln skali ke...tak slaloo lah...mls2...klo dating selaloo bosan weh!!tak sampai stahun compem tataw activity yang nak buat...ASEK MENDE TULE JE...lagi2 klo pempuan tue jenis maen ikut je cakap ko...tak nk initiative bagi idea nak wat pe...ahahah

Tapi, selalunye aku memikirkan work time relax aku..macam mane aku nak bangunkan diri aku dlm working life aku...nak dapat gaji mahal dalam masa terdekat...nak carik lobang2 berguna untuk masa akan datang...hurpmh...work jugak at last...

Finally,aku baru realized..aku nie bukan ader life sangat..LIFE aku tue adalah beban hidup..beban yang aku kene tanggung semate-mate nak menyara life aku...dan mencari life aku...bukan menghayati LIFE itu sendiri.

FUCK.....