Mystery Of A Girl At The Seashore- Part 1

Hye! I'm Donut and today's headline is; How to tackle a girl in Cherating.Check It out!!(Exploitasi dari cerita Sebenar)

Suatu hari di kala nak-nak senja, Aku dan Paly pi Cherating. We all pon pi jalan2 tepi pantai macam kapel “gay”. Jeng3..Skali awek lah depan mate.

“Uit, pi Usha!!!,” kate Paly.

Dengan muke kurang sangap aku menjawab, “OK Bebeh!”

Ade la gaye muke sangap..Tapi kurang kan??kan??X? Sadap U!!

Selepas pekena rokok sepam due, aku “mara bahaya” ke awek berkenaan. Dengan confident yang agak tinggi walopon rase perut aku lagi tinggi dari confidentnye…Aku gagahkan kaki yang gemuk ke hadapan untuk menyapa Awek tersebut.(Macam buku novel je ayat neh)





















Ape Awek ni tengok eh?

Lame gak aku tertanya-tanya di benak otakku menatang ape la awek ni tengok. Cicak-man ke..Mr.Crab ke..tak pon Spongebob. Aku pon usha pali sambil bagi hint

“GILE KE AWEK NEH?”.

Paly yang buat-buat tak paham menggeleng-geleng sambil berkata; “Aik? Takut?”

Pantang sungguh orang cakap aku taderk kote neh..huhu.., aku pon menambahkan skit kuantiti confident dengan mendekati sket demi sedikit awek tuh. Dah nak dekat, aku tanye; “Hye awek, carik ape tue? Duet syiling jatuh ke?”

Adushh!!!bodo pnye introduction! Typical flirting sentence btol. Cbe la tanye..samada die wat ujikaji kat pasir tue ke..tak pon, mancing ketam ke…atau paling cikai pon; tanye la awek tue ngah pikir idea nak wat lirik lagu ke…pape lah! Janji jgn soklan bodo duet syiling jatuh. Taderk makne nye orang pi pantai bawak duit syiling segenggam sambil lari2 tepi pantai. Ape bangang??Cet!!

Tapi nasib respond baik lah(ala, setended la..org cute tego awek cun..huhu); die senyum sambil menjawab; “Tak lah, ngan carik Patrick nih.."

Bisikku pada bulan..eh silap, bisikku pada hati.."Patrick??menatang apekah itu?Keychain die yang ade name patrick ke...tak pon duet syiling kesayangan yang dinamakan sebagai patrick?Ataupon.."
Pelbagai pertanyaan berenang2 di pale otakku.."Siapekah itu PATRICK?"

Tetibe awek tue buat-buat terkejut, "Eh!!Naseb baek saye tak tersalah tadik, Ingatkan Patrick..serupe je badan awak ngn die”,sambil gelak-gelak comel.

Die cakap aku Patrick??

Tapi siapakah itu patrick??

Awek tue pon cakap..ala.."Patrick spongebob!!"

Cipet!!Aku terkena!! Ader ke aku macam Tapak sulaiman gemok tu. Tapi aku steady jerk..still acting cool. Sambil-sambil layan die gelak-gelak..

”OOoo..Patrick tue adik saye…Saye Abang Patrick la..sebab tue idup kat darat”,Hehehe..

Gelak comel kedengaran lagi.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Evolusi Budak Hitam-Sebab dan Punca

4 hb december 2008. Kedai Makan Ustaz. 0900

Kami bertiga(aku,paly and mujie) pi makan la kat tempat biase kami breakfast neh. Makan punye makan..datanglah aura gelap dari jauh,semakin hampir semakin gelap..malap..kelam dan yang sekutu dengannya.

Owh!!Abang Din, Sally and Kole rope-ropenye.Cet!!Kuat btol aura hitam koRang. Huhu. Kecoh kejap meja makan tersebut.

After that, Abang Din dengan selambe mengoder 2 biji telur rebus; bajet tambah tenage. Tapi mat neh aku rase tenage harimau dah. Lagi mau tambah ka??Aiyak!

Pelayan kedai tue pon bertanye..

"Abang...tak nak makan nasik lemak kerang??"

Hui..menggoda nampak..Ape lagi..Mat Itam nie pon dengan selambe menjawab,

"Abang nak nasi lemak kerang gak..tapi nak kerang besar lah".

Alahai...cipet nye bang din..bley die wat lawak lucah!!Pelayan tue dengan tanpa segan silu mejawab

"Nak kerang besar kat umah lah"

Huhu..bley tahan melayan akak neh!!Smue orang bantai gelak kecuali Sally; sebab die tak paham. Blur gile!!ahahaha

Maka, tibalah telur secret abg din. Die pon bukak citer;

"Aku rase aku makin puteh lah, so aku rase aku patut menambah skit kuantiti kicap untuk menyedapkan telo neh. Baru Hitam kembali", Smue orang tengok mat neh sambil menggelengkan kepale.

"Bile mase la ko puteh din";kate mereka semua.

Pastue die bukak citer macam mane die boleh Hitam. Mase kecik, bang din neh puteh; die cakap la. Pastue waktu dulu mane-mane anak laki yang top kat kampung akan dilamar orang. Jadik bapak die tak nak anak die dilamar oleh orang dengan cepat. Jadik, die pon melumurkan minyak bijan ke seluruh tubuh abg din dan menyuruh die berjemur tengah panas.

Alasannye, nak suruh anak die itam and taderk orang masuk melamar. Hahaah..macam ci kan idea sengal die?? Pastue..die story plak pasal kasta orang itam neh..

Orang Hitam dikategorikan dalam 7 kumpulan. SOgro,DUOgro,TIGOgro,PAkgro,LIMOgro,NEgro,TUJUHgro.
Sengal tak?sumpah sengal gile punye idea..huhuhu..die kategori TIGOgro..sebab kurang itam.
Hahaha....
Negro?Negro memang itam..haahah...cipet!!

Well...That's all Folks!!

SATRIA NEO

Aku baru beli kete baru.

Satria Neo 1.6 A M-Line

Liquid Orange

Price=RM 51500.00

Down Payment= RM6500.00

Monthly Payment= RM 571.00

Sedap gak Neo neh...but as korang pon taw..typical proton kan...what's worse than vibration??shit kan...so unacceptable with the price. If kat japan neh; you can get more that Neo with 51.5k car. No shit!!

Well!!it's not something that i want to story; it's ABOUT how the old satria evolved to satria neo.

The first edition Proton launched the iconic two-door hatchback, the Proton Satria back in December 1994. The Proton Satria was based on the Mitsubishi Colt and came in 1.3 liter and 1.6 liter variants.

Two years later, it received it’s first minor facelift, with the number plate relocated to the hatch instead of on the bumper. Four years after it’s introduction, the sporty Satria GTI variant was released, featuring a sporty bodykit, Lotus tuned ride and handling as well as a powerful 1.8 liter twin-cam engine making 140 horsepower.

In 2003, Proton introduced the Satria Special Edition which featured a new bodykit and a minor interior facelift. Pastue in 2004, the R3-tuned limited edition Satria R3 was launched. The Satria is one of Proton’s more successful models, achieving near-cult status in hatchback-loving countries like the UK. Bangge la sket...kan??huhu!!

The Proton Satria Neo is an all new platform developed from scratch. It is not based on the Waja/Gen2 chassis or the old Satria chassis. However for the sake of better economies of scale, it does share some components with the Proton Gen2. The new Proton Satria Neo’s exterior design projects a stout and intimidating image. Projector headlamps are of the Proton tiger eyes design first seen on the Proton Gen2. The headlamps are a 4-headlamp projector system which uses H1 bulbs. And with less drag coefficient, this will improve performance and fuel consumption for Neo.

Talking about engine; and yes..it is a campro 1.6L (which is better than MYVI that exist in 1.3L engine) can drives you forward. But, I think if the Neo built with light weight materials surely the 1.6L can gives the best moment for a drag session. Since the Neo has been built so; I guess by changing the Wheels from 16" to 15" or 14" will gives Neo more speed from the original design. However, some said the changes may cause your Neo to "fly" when you reaching 180km/h!! Huhu...

Based on many experts and Engineers from Proton itself, the high performance of CAMPRO can only be seen in the first five years; or may be less. Underperformance will cause you less power when trying to overtake and increase speed. Suggestion is; go to Proton Service Center; asked for reprogram the ECU. If still not working, sell lah!!LOL,

The interior looks better than old satria for me as the seat is more stylo and the back seat is quite big. The dashboard looks OK; everything OK lah!! The Audio somehow like the old proton series, sound pecah itu sudah confirm lah!! And Neo, it's hard to reach/getting a radio frequency.People suggest to change the audio and cd receiver to something better like DCX-100 with RS series or else.

Well, there's a lot more to write about this NEO however, lazy to type lah!!Anyone wants another story about neo; add my YM.

amiagdperson@yahoo.com

I AM SUCKS

i AM sucks.

i have NO money to travel

i DON'T date anybody

i NEVER be attractive

in fact, i always LOST

LOST in transition

LOST my mind

LOST my hope

LOST the happy

I'm searching for you; LIFE.

Please. Come back. I am waiting.

One Buck Short

Korang penah dengar kan lagu diorang??before this new single- khayalan masa; dulu diorang ader gak wat lagu2 len mcm "kelibat korupsi","that day" yang kate orang...masuk gak la pate otak neh!!
Well..here's my review on khayalan masa and One Buck Short!!

Band Members:
Rahul - Guitarist rahul@onebuckshort.com
Izal - Bassist izal@onebuckshort.com
Imran - Drummer imran@onebuckshort.com
Mooky - Vocalist mooky@onebuckshort.com


Si apiz(dulu men base..da taderk) and rahul neh diorang satu skola dlu. Slaloo men kat gig2 skola....and mooky nie tak silap aku budak samad kot(SMKSAS, PJ) sebab adek die yang pempuan tue skolah situ gak...and aku penah tgk mat ni nyanyi lagu Say Ooo...La La...Say Ooo..Come on Come on!!May be mat nie dari hip hop..then trus meloncat ke urban rock yang kewl. Si Izal aku tak sure lah mane die datang. Tak dengo plak citer pasal die..membe baru neh!!

Diorang banyak la perform merate2 tempat...cume kat kuantan je tak pegi kot..ehehe..lagi 2 tempat..Kelantan and Terengganu.hehehe..OIt!!!datang la kuantan...meh meh!!(macam boleh je..aritue kami da gig" pon tak dapat)


Well..khayalan masa ini bagi aku ape yang diorang cube interpretkan adalah keadaan macam ko baru in love with someone and hoping for that someone will stay with you.
Confirmnye..when someone like that, korang was like khayal..senyum sorang2 terhengat kan minah tue...dll. Sounds jiwang..tapi realitynye..U guys done that!!don't deny!!ehehe...
aku quotekan kat sini eh sebab ape aku review lagu nie as fallin in love song!!

"Menanti-nanti selama ini menunjukkan cinta"

"Menanti-nanti selama ini menunjukkan cinta, Biar rasa ini bertahan untuk selama kita"

Kat situ dah terang2 cakap...yang actually this song is about u getting in love at the first stage!!huhu...bley tahan "jiwa" gak lagu neh..tapi kewl lah..ehehe..at least tak mcm lagu anuar zain lah...keh keh keh...

Additional; ader meaning yang kewl dlm lagu neh. Ayat yang menarik for a feeling expression.
As per quote"Ku rasa bagaikan malam ini terang"
It's an expression of how beautiful the falling in love is. Hahaha...Jiwang siot ayat neh!!

Tapi pape pon...layan korang!!layan!!Coz it's nice!!And...Support Malaysia Artist!!

Link to download :- khayalan masa